For the first time today I cried because I had to go back to school. I’ve never cried over something so dumb. It was just one of the hardest times I’ve ever had leaving my family. Bobby was home and I don’t know the next time I will see him so it killed me having to say goodbye to him. After spending all summer home with my parents and the kitties and then spending five days back at school or was hard to leave them. I’m just so unhappy at school. 90% of the time I sit alone in my room wishing a had someone here to talk to or hang out with or just sit and do nothing with. But instead I sit alone and count down the hours until I’m back home where I’m happy. My family is at home, my cats are at home. My best friends are at home. My hopefully soon to be job is at home. The only thing I have in providence are my littles. But as much as I love them they are everywhere and have a million other friends and are usually to busy to do anything. I’m just not cut out to live here. And on that note 91 hours until I’m back where I belong
my only talent is not being in a relationship
if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom
I’m such an idiot! I was supposed to move into college today but I messed up and thought it was tomorrow! Please shoot me!
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING
This gives me life
How music changed from 2000-2013.
i feel so fucking old right now…
Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?
GUYS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THE GOAT IN THE “I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE”
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.